In a daring and unprecedented move, a local tomcat known only as
"Thomas" has declared himself President of Greasewood Flat. When asked for his qualifications, Thomas cited his luxurious coat, fierce yellow eyes, razor sharp claws, and (ahem), two other
unmentionable attributes. His cabinet will be made up of himself, his
six wives (aka daughters), and the smarter of the three donkeys. His
four year plan involves a war with neighboring Pinnacle Peak Patio,
chicharrone subsidizing, and a nationwide bacon addiction hot line.
When asked for a quote, Thomas pointed to himself and said "who's got
no opposable thumbs and runs this joint? This guy!"
THOMAS! What have they done to you? Where did you go? I miss you so much.
Posted by: Sprint | January 15, 2008 at 04:10 PM